hello tim!

havent been on here for ages so hadnt been around to see your hi!

catcha later

hope all is well

Hey check out my major works!!

Well thanks for the comment. I have to agree with you on that, still gotta master the female form thou, I guess you could say there alot better than the monsters, I once drew before!!


Thanks again G.Jones

If you read further down, you would have see my opinions on poetry.
I have written my own poem here, expressing my views on vegetarianism. I don't believe poetry is good enough to submit as an actual deviation (poetry isn't always necessarily skillful, rather, a bunch of words strung together to make a blob of nonsensical trivia), so I have just posted it as a message:

(cough in preperation for poem)

There once was a guy named Troy
Who's favourite milk flavour was soy
Killing cows is not right
He said late one night
I think Soy is the real maccoy.

There once was a girl named Eilene
Who actually preferred her full cream
She hated fat cows
So petrol she'd douse
On the old cow farm down the stream.

Eilene got down on her knee
And said to troy with much glee
"For every red meat
that you never eat
I will make sure that I consume three!"


I am a sucker for the old "there once was a guy named/from X" poems. Especially "there once was a guy from venus"....





What? He committed a crime most heinous! Man, you have a sick mind.

Hey arent you guff's brother?

I don't know a lot about poetry. Personally, I only like poems that are funny and that rhyme really well. Like my friend dangy with his poems [link]
I read poems and I go "WHA??" because to me, they make no sense. And others say "wow! that is amazing! It made me cry!" etc.
I think poetry is easy to write, you just have to string a few nonsensical sentences together, and you have a poem, like this one I made up on the spot:

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She sits by the window
The window looking into her earlobe
The earlobe of satisfaction
Take me now, I hate crumpets
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I hope I have made a grown man cry with that poem.

Hey guys... apparently to be cool, you have to have a deviant art website.
I'm already supersonically awesomically cool, but you can never have enough coolness, so I got me a deviant art website.
I don't think it's a very christian thing to do, seeing as it contains the words 'deviant', 'devious' and other extended versions of the word DEVIL.
I assure you, my art will NOT be deviant (evil/devilish) and the guys who run this website will be like "NOOooooo! It's not devious!"